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the ardent acceleration to the precipice, only to turn around and go home
or, internet experiment no. 5
Created on 2003-07-21 16:08:16 (#1198245), last updated 2005-06-23
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Basic Info| Name: | Ben |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-28 |
| Location: | United States |
| Website: | do not click me |
Bioto accurately describe me, you would need: a seventeen-by-twenty inch piece of aluminum foil, two sweet gherkin pickles, the soundtrack to shaft on vinyl, a smoking monkey, the 1989 denver broncos, one large bag of cheetos, and the rosetta stone. now, insert tab a into slot b, screw the seven dowels into the corresponding holes, apply a liberal amount of wood glue (not included), then slowly place your right heel behind your head and breathe. if you feel tense, just breathe through the nose and immediately call a trained medical professional. side effects may include drowsiness, abdominal distention, headache, the ability to fly, parvo, the ability to conduct large voltages across your nostrils, loose stool, loose and runny stool, headache, the growth of several vestigial tails, and headache. side effects were simular to placebo.
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andy kaufman, b5, beef jerky, ben folds, bill hicks, blue man group, bullshit!, calvin and hobbes, candy, charleston sc, coffee, comedian, darren aronofsky, david bowie, denis leary, drywall, euler's number, frank miller, george carlin, godhead, golden ratio, guster, harlan ellison, ian stewart, lewis black, memento, mr. show, neckties, neil gaiman, nin, pablo francisco, parrot bay and coke, penn jillette and teller, physics, pi, ranting, sandman, scud the disposable assassin, snickerdoodles, steve martin, stikfas, the neverhood
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